Tuesday, December 04, 2001

I have spent something on the order of 300 hours over the last three weeks to help finance a way for retired mid-Appalachian residents lose more Social Security money in slot machines. Thank you, Mr. Investment Banker Man! I now have so many more coin-out machines by which I can lose my hard-earned pension! When you get the time, can you help finance more factories that build high-powered assault rifles?

Even my conscience is sarcastic.