They're the same songs. They just have different words and different tunes. -- Annie Antar.

Do you ever picture our professor naked?...The TF's don't have a sexy beer-belly like the professor. -- Salim Ahmed.

They're both named Mike. But one's called Matt. Since there are two Mikes living in the same room, they call one Matt so they don't get them confused. But that's not really his name. -- Annie Antar, totally confusing herself about who she set up our roommate Lauren Malan with for the "Screw Your Roommate" dance.

What I've learned from expos: I can't write. I used to be able to. Then I took expos. -- Liza Ching

Danny, you did that? Oh, wait a minute, you're not Danny, you're Scott. -- Lauren Hult to Scott Rowen at dinner.

If we have a pathetic study break, I think I may kill myself. -- Lauren Hult, after claiming to be an idealist.

'Hard-working Annie': isn't that an oxymoron? -- Liza Ching about Annie Antar

'Ghetto superstar'? I always thought it was 'get a superstar'! -- Annie Antar, on the lyrics to a song

Liza Ching: Is Mike Sha still here?
Lauren Malan: What are you talking about?
Liza: He and Hult are in your bed."

(ironic) funny story: 4th floor girls told everyone their phone number spelled 3-DITZ. A few days later, they realized it didn't.

I have to go to the bathroom right now -- otherwise I owe Danny twelve turtles. -- Lauren Hult.

Liza Ching: You got the message that Josiah called, right?
Sarah Redmond: No. Is it on the message board?
Liza: Well, the pen didn't work.
Sarah: So, you wrote me an important message with a pen that doesn't work?
Liza: No, I didn't write it down at all.
Sarah: How would I get the message then?
Liza: Well, I thought I would see you today.
Sarah: But you didn't. You were in the library.
Liza: I know.
Sarah: ...what?

I get tall white people and short Asian people confused. They all look the same to me. -- Annie Antar

Sarah Redmond spends a lot of time making tea. One time, she gave a cup of tea to Lauren Hult. Five seconds later Sarah asks, What are you drinking?

Right now, I am going to give myself a big wedgie. -- Annie Antar

Lauren Malan: Hult, what are you wearing on your head?
Lauren Hult: My belt.
Lauren Malan: Why?
Lauren Hult: It keeps my brains in.

Lauren Hult: Let's have a race to see who can fall asleep first.
Liza Ching: How are we going to know who wins?

I was going to ask you whether you think English is a more sophisticated language than Chinese, but then I realized that neither of us has studied Chinese. -- Annie Antar to Lauren Malan

Luke Stein: Matt, what happened to the brownies I put in the refrigerator?
Matt Polisson: I threw them out. I didn't like the way they were looking at me.

Why are you cutting your hot dog in half? -- Lauren Malan and Jeff Desoto to Salim Ahmed
I only eat the left half. Didn't you know you're not supposed to eat the right half of a hot dog? -- Salim Ahmed.

I'm majoring in 'Not-CS'. -- Liza Ching, on choosing a concentration

I think I'm going to get a muffin.....(long pause).
I don't know what I'm going to do with it...(long pause)
I'll probably just.... eat it..... or something. -- Lauren Hult, still groggy after waking up in the morning.

Lauren Hult: Does anyone know what the word 'lessee' means?
Liza Ching: No, I didn't take French.
Lauren Hult: It's not French. It's English.

Erin Hult: (Lauren Hult's sister): It seems like a lot of people are worried about housing next year.
Soojin Yim: I hardly ever think about it. Except for when I do.

Onyi Iweala: Luke, how come your grandmother is so old?
Luke Stein: I think it has to do with the fact that she was born a long time ago.

Isn't it strange that we shovel food into a cavity on our face three times a day? That's so animalistic. We, as humans, shouldn't have to eat. We shouldn't have to go to the bathroom either. -- Annie Antar, on eating.

Lauren Malan: I wish I had a bagel, a bagel, a bagel.
Liza Ching: Maybe if you say it enough it will materialize.

I've never been in Widener Library before. How do you find the door? -- Sarah Redmond

Lauren Hult: Scott, where's your prefrosh?
Scott Rowen: I have a prefrosh?
Lauren Hult: Oh, his name is Scott! He belongs to Danny!

Lauren Malan's poem of the day, after finding out she's been placed in Currier: Oh my God, I'm in the Quad.

Annie Antar: 'Hey Fatty'! Don't worry. That's what I call people I like -- Fatty. Hey Fatty!
Lauren Malan: Sounds like a term of endearment ... hey, that's a movie title!
Kit Lo: 'Hey Fatty' is the name of a movie?
(when the movie Malan was referring to was 'Terms of Endearment')